Write Naked: Live Online Writing Retreat, July 21 2018 (10am-2:00pm PT)

I'll create a virtual writing atmosphere that feels comfy and warm.

You show up to your computer in your favorite silk pj's or kimono. 

When you write naked or in a sexy, silken nighty (or boxers), you feel turned on. And guess what? You'll write straight from your most raw and true essence. 

To get you in the mood, I'll begin the day with a mystically sensual ritual to help you connect with your Muse.

Theme for this run of Write Naked: Mary Magdalene & Mysteries of Isis.

For our retreat in July we will continue meditating on our sacred lineage of the Temple Priestess, focusing on stories about Mary Magdalene and the Mysteries of Isis.

We will connect with mysteries they protected concerning union with the Divine through Sacred Sensuality, Story and Ritual Magic!

This edition of Write Naked is all about inhabiting your sensuality.

When you are pleasured you feel energized, passionate, enthusiastic. You are in your body AND your head. Out of the Cartesian split. A state of wholeness and unity.

 “... We should write because writing yields us a body of work, a felt path through the world we live in.” - Julia Cameron

We will write through the body first, so that the act of it is sensual and grounding.

Write Naked is an invitation to enter the landscape and stories of your body, your most sensual connection to the world around you. The words do yield an abundant harvest, your body of work.

We are meeting the words with our sacred bodies. And, this forever changes us. Our own body of work is indeed made from and of our radiant corporeality. We are made of stardust.

Our bodies are filled with desires. Even the word, desire, comes from the early 13c., from Old French desirrer (12c.) "wish, desire, long for," from Latin from the phrase de sidere "from the stars," from sidus (genitive sideris) "heavenly body, star, constellation."

Desires point us to the search for meaning.

Meaning = Desires = Pleasure.

Write with sacred PLEASURE at the center. Plan out a delicious batch of blogs, a salacious sales page, an enchanting email series, an eCourse, your next best-seller. (I'll be working on my erotica novel.)

I'll send you a pre-retreat prep planner on July 17th.

Your prep planner will include:

  • playlists for sexy sonic inspiration,
  • activities to passionately pleasure yourself into abandon before you write
  • writing hacks for entrepreneurs
  • and other bewitching tips and tricks.

Then you just write ... until I call "Time!" at 2:00pm PT.

This will be a pleasure-soaked retreat where you will actually PRODUCE.

Since Write Naked is now a part of Higher Ground (my virtual playground for mystical AND practical entrepreneurs), you also get a 30 day subscription to enjoy all the member benefits:

- 24/7 Facebook Group where we gather to get love, magic, feedback and support.

- Weekly Facebook LIVE Energy Reading

- Monthly Archetype and Tarot Practice & Lecture, Video Recorded.

- Quarterly Meditation to Explore the Archetypes

- Quarterly Ritual + Altar to Embody the Archetypes

- Business, Brand and Marketing Guides + Mini-Courses

- Weekly Check In, Accountability Email

- 40% discount on all available readings on http://www.mythicrhythm.com

- Live Monthly Q&A Over Zoom Video Conferencing; We’ll explore the Archetype of the month.

Your subscription will simply end in 30 days and you have the option to purchase another month, one at a time, or you can opt in for the monthly or annual autopay options.

Praise From Past Naked Writers:

"Had the most delicious three hours “Writing Naked” with Kris. Being in the privacy of home and a big “Do Not Disturb” sign on the office door gave me permission to completely let-go.

Kris’s writing prompts and the invitation to ignite my sensuality during our time together truly paid off. The writing flowed freely after a guided visualization, a special playlist, some gentle movement and a self-massage.

The three hours flew by and in an attempt to prolong the pleasure, I soaked in a milk and rose petal bath afterwards.

Feeling so divinely rested, I had tons of energy and for days following, I felt focused and productive. Everyone deserves this precious time.

There’s so much liberation when you bare your soul, unencumbered and carve out sacred self-care time like this.

Do it for yourself."

~ Helen Hodgson, Serve The Goddess Retreats

About Kris Seraphine-Oster, Ph.D

Kris is a brand strategist, marketing copywriter and coach for creative and spiritually-minded entrepreneurs who are determined to find more meaning, magic AND profit in their businesses. 

She was a once a corporate marketing director and lead website developer for some pretty big names, including Citrix Online, E! Entertainment Television, Disney, ABC, Paramount Pictures. She even made her employer $1 million with a single e-newsletter once.

But, like you, she heard the siren’s call and decided to pursue a life of pleasure, doing what she loves.

She has helped hundreds of entrepreneurs create a business and livelihood that feels otherworldly … seductive … enthralling … and totally pleasure-soaked.

When Kris isn’t working, you can find her priestessing rituals, writing mermaid erotica, dancing Indian classical and fusion styles, playing her congas, or frolicking in the surf with her 10-year old girl.


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