Mesmerize

Captivate your audience with spellbinding website, social media and newsletter marketing content that will double your business––all in one electrifying day!

Mesmerize is a personalized, one-on-one business retreat for entrepreneurs who want to attract more perfect fit clients and customers, rapidly and with confidence.

Imagine a day of business-shifting creative invention and productivity … in the most sumptuous, inspiring surroundings.

Are you ready for complete and utter business bliss?

First, we will optimize your content strategy for more sales and conversions. 

I’ll walk you through the overall website branding and copy improvements you can implement right away that will begin to magnetize amazing clients that are ready to pay for your gifts, skills and expertise.

I'll draft one template for your blog, your newsletter and Facebook/Instagram posts.

You can utilize these templates to easily and quickly create minty fresh content as often as you need to.

I’ll provide feedback and copy suggestions on three pages of your website that you choose, such as:

  • Home

  • Bio/About

  • Work With Me

  • Your Freebie, Newsletter Opt Ins

  • Sales Pages

I'll also draft one template for your blog, your newsletter and Facebook/Instagram posts.

You can utilize these templates to easily and quickly create minty fresh content as often as you need to.

Our Mesmerizing Agenda

  1. Meet for a 60 minute, pre-retreat pow-wow over Zoom to review your priorities and marketing strategies. We will know exactly what to dive into on our special day. I want to design your retreat to be relaxing AND productive.

  2. Meet for 9am breakfast at The Bistro and pull some oracle or tarot cards to sharpen our focus before we dive into the day’s projects.

  3. I'll help you write 3 pieces of copy: one for your blog, one newsletter and one social media post.

  4. We will create a newsletter and blog template that you can repurpose for 6 months, or more, of mesmerizing content.

  5. Break for a decadent, healthy lunch at Angel Oak restaurant.

  6. Spend 30 minutes on the beach for a personal ritual to envision the abundant future of your business.

  7. We will deep dive into your online presence, strategizing and mapping out new, seductive offers that are irresistible to your favorite clients. I will show you how to polish up your website copy to its highest diamond shine!

  8. We’ll wrap it up around 5pm so you can enjoy a spa service of your choice. End your day feeling like an opulent, millionaire mermaid–restored, rejuvenated and ready to slay!

Your Opulent Destination: The Ritz-Carlton Bacara in Santa Barbara, CA.

You have two choices for locations on select available dates. Bacara Resort is perfect for you if you want a luxurious, 5-star resort experience with a beautiful, private beach as your backyard.

Luxuriate in Classic Hollywood Glamour: The Acacia Mansion in Ojai, CA.

Your second retreat location option is a gorgeous historical landmark! Imagine stepping back in time to an opulent era of grand Italian villas with iron gates, walled gardens, romantic balconies, and secret, meandering paths lined with fragrant jasmine and roses. You’re invited to the ACACIA MANSION for a luxurious, one-of-a-kind and otherworldy experience. Built in 1929, Acacia Mansion is a majestic and sprawling property where you feel pampered in old world elegance and glamor.

HI, I'M KRIS SERAPHINE-OSTER, PH.D 

I’m an author, brand strategist and marketing copywriter who teaches creative, spiritually-inclined entrepreneurs how to bring in more clients, customers and prosperity.
I'm here to help revolutionize the feminine face of business.
Once upon a time, I was a corporate marketing director and lead website developer for some pretty big names, including Citrix Online, E! Entertainment Television, Disney, ABC, Paramount Pictures.
While working full time and raising a vivacious daughter, I attended Pacifica Graduate Institute to study mythology and depth psychology with such luminaries as Marion Woodman and James Hillman. With Ph.D. in hand, I began my quest to create a business that would uplift other entrepreneurs and trail blazers.
Since then I've helped hundreds of entrepreneurs create a business and livelihood that feels pleasurable, alluring and that reflects their authentic vision.
I help creative and open-hearted business owners, like you, mesmerize their customers and clients with irresistible, binge-watchable content. 
I’ll teach you how to exponentially grow your business without burning out by using brand archetypes, sacred magic and effective copywriting that sells.
I’ll hand over the techniques, templates and strategies so you can make it all happen with ease.

Mesmerizing Extras:

These are included in the Bacara Resort Retreat Location Option.

A bespoke ritual on the beach to help you envision the future of your business.

 

One 60 minute spa service of your choice.

More Extras:

These are included in the Virtual/Zoom retreat and both the Bacara Resort Retreat and Acacia Mansion Location Options.

After our retreat, you will have 30 days of total email access to send me your content for additional feedback and support.
As you launch your new marketing content and strategy, I’ll be right there, helping you feel confident and calm.

A goody bag filled with all kinds of delights.

Think artisan chocolates and magic-inspired tea brews + essential oil perfume crafted by a bonafide Potions Mistress (aka Suzanne O’Gara of Alchemy of Avalon).

Available Dates

 
August 24
August 31  RESERVED
September 7
October 5
October 21  RESERVED
October 22  RESERVED
November 4
November 9
November 16
To reserve your date, send an email to: krisoster@gmail.com

Your Investment Options

$2,100 On Location at Bacara 
$1,800 On Location at Acacia Mansion
$1,500 Virtual Retreat Over Zoom Video Conferencing
A 50% deposit is required to hold the date.
Balance due 7 days before your scheduled retreat date. 
7 days notice required to reschedule your retreat date. 
Please note that travel and accommodations are not included.
*There are no refunds for this business retreat. All of your payments — including your initial deposit — are non-refundable. Please, only reserve and pay your deposit if you are absolutely certain you are ready to mesmerize your dream clients and customers.

"Kris has been my go-to girl for years and years. I wouldn’t be without her in my corner. Her coaching and belief in me is why I am bold enough to be a practicing priestess on the Internet, doing the work I do today. She sees what I am too scared to see. She believes in me. That support is everything. In our one-to-one sessions, she is always spot on. Whether I need to talk about big scale direction for my growing body of work or need to work out a romance drama, she can help me get to the core of stuff straight away. That woman is a tarot high priestess. Her love and smarts have got me where I am, and they are going to take me to the stars. And what I love about Kris is that she's not all “make six figures and work hard till you drop!” She is about growth. She knows the path to success is beautiful and meandering and chaotic and is about sticking with it — sticking to your truth. "

Demi Fox
Rockstar Priestess, Belly Dancer, Professional Mermaid

"You are such a gifted woman, truly. I was reading your book this morning. And I’m constantly blown away by how you turn a phrase, how magical your writing is, how intellectual yet accessible it is. This book deserves to be a NYT Bestseller. While I enjoy and respect people like Marie Forleo and Steven Pressfield, I think you are in, if not beyond, their realm. I don’t know if that’s how you want your brand to manifest in the world, but as least as far as influence, you have that capacity, power, imagination, and authority."

Yancy Lael
Author of The Poison Box and creator of the Briarlore series.

"I have had the pleasure of working with Kris both as a coach and a customer. Let me tell you, THAT mermaid marketing maven is the REAL deal! My business has done a complete 180 since taking my first class with her, and my sales have almost tripled. She has taught me that singing my siren song and trying to sell to others doesn’t have to feel icky. She has also challenged me to leverage my time and resources more effectively so that I don’t have to kill myself to get things accomplished. Kris’ refreshing class and product offerings have created another devoted customer for as long as we swim in the same sea."

Angelique Mroczka
Writer, Artist, Business Coach, Brand Strategist for Indie Authors

"Kris is a wise woman with the unique ability to open your heart and soul to your own unique talents and special gifts. She is a multi-talented leader. Her knowledge and experience is rich and covers a broad range of areas: goddess history, myth, healing, feminism, female empowerment, visualization, meditation, shamanism, marketing, entrepreneurship, promoting your business online, website development, and drumming. The best thing about Kris’ work is that she helps you come up with practical ways to implement your insights. We’ve all been to spiritual or self-development workshops feeling inspired only to have our great ideas fizzle out. Kris’ unique ability to help participants integrate the new depths and knowledge into their lives is profound. What she offers is truly life-changing, uplifting work. She helps you step into your power and use it for good."

Charlotte Cressey
Animal Liberation Activist and Educator, Feminist, Vegan Lifestyle Advocate
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