Write Naked: Live Online Writing Retreat, December 15, 2018 (11am-4:00pm PT)

I'll create a virtual writing atmosphere that feels comfy and warm.

You show up to your computer in your favorite silk pj's or kimono. 

When you write naked, you feel natural, empowered, turned on. And guess what? You'll write straight from your most raw and true essence. 

To get you in the mood, I'll begin the day with a mystically sensual ritual to help you connect with your Muse.

Theme for this run of Write Naked: Sensual Journey to Inanna.

Through my guided journey you will imagine yourself as Inanna, passing through the seven gates of the Underworld to meet her Shadow Sister.

As she traveled through each gate she had to remove a piece of clothing until she was completely naked.

We all have a Shadow Sister/Brother who is our mirror reflection in the other world who holds untapped wisdom and creative potential for us.

We will meet this being in our courage, truth and authenticity.

At the beginning of the retreat you will write to loosen things up and then can jump into your own writing projects filled with inspiration and passion!

I can help you plan out, outline or rough draft out a batch of blogs, a sales page, an email series, an eCourse, your next book. You choose your own project and I'll be there to support you all the way.

Write Naked is all about inhabiting your sensuality, your body as Temple of the Feminine Divine.

When you are pleasured you feel energized, passionate, enthusiastic. You are in your body AND your head. Out of the Cartesian split. A state of wholeness and unity.

 “... We should write because writing yields us a body of work, a felt path through the world we live in.” - Julia Cameron

We will write through the body first, so that the act of it is sensual and grounding.

Write Naked is an invitation to enter the landscape and stories of your body, your most sensual connection to the world around you. The words do yield an abundant harvest, your body of work.

We are meeting the words with our sacred bodies. And, this forever changes us. Our own body of work is indeed made from and of our radiant corporeality. We are made of stardust.

Our bodies are filled with desires. Even the word, desire, comes from the early 13c., from Old French desirrer (12c.) "wish, desire, long for," from Latin from the phrase de sidere "from the stars," from sidus (genitive sideris) "heavenly body, star, constellation."

Desires point us to the search for meaning.

Meaning = Desires = Pleasure.

I'll send you a pre-retreat prep planner on December 13th.

Your prep planner will include:

  • playlists for sexy sonic inspiration,
  • activities to passionately pleasure yourself into abandon before you write
  • writing hacks for entrepreneurs
  • and other bewitching tips and tricks.

Then you just write ... until I call "Time!" at 4:00pm PT.

And, as a special gift, when you sign up for Write Naked you will also receive my online course The Pleasure Principle in Business, Beauty, Wealth + Love as a FREE bonus!

This will be a pleasure-soaked retreat where you will restore yourself in vacation mind as you produce some amazing writing.

Praise From Past Naked Writers:

"Had the most delicious three hours “Writing Naked” with Kris. Being in the privacy of home and a big “Do Not Disturb” sign on the office door gave me permission to completely let-go.

Kris’s writing prompts and the invitation to ignite my sensuality during our time together truly paid off. The writing flowed freely after a guided visualization, a special playlist, some gentle movement and a self-massage.

The three hours flew by and in an attempt to prolong the pleasure, I soaked in a milk and rose petal bath afterwards.

Feeling so divinely rested, I had tons of energy and for days following, I felt focused and productive. Everyone deserves this precious time.

There’s so much liberation when you bare your soul, unencumbered and carve out sacred self-care time like this.

Do it for yourself."

~ Helen Hodgson, Serve The Goddess Retreats

About Kris Seraphine-Oster, Ph.D

Kris is a brand strategist, marketing copywriter and coach for creative and spiritually-minded entrepreneurs who are determined to find more meaning, magic AND profit in their businesses. 

She was a once a corporate marketing director and lead website developer for some pretty big names, including Citrix Online, E! Entertainment Television, Disney, ABC, Paramount Pictures. She even made her employer $1 million with a single e-newsletter once.

But, like you, she heard the siren’s call and decided to pursue a life of pleasure, doing what she loves.

She has helped hundreds of entrepreneurs create a business and livelihood that feels otherworldly … seductive … enthralling … and totally pleasure-soaked.

When Kris isn’t working, you can find her priestessing rituals, writing mermaid erotica, dancing Indian classical and fusion styles, playing her congas, or frolicking in the surf with her 10-year old girl.


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